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i am six this year.
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Saturday, December 09, 2006

the holiday season is around the corner, and buying gifts for men should not be complicated. follow these rules when in doubt:

rule #1: buy him a cordless drill. never mind if he already has one. a man can never have too many cordless drills.

rule #2: if you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything that needs to be plugged into a socket.

rule #3: men enjoy danger. that's why they never cook - they barbecue. get him a monster barbecue set with a gas tank. oh, the thrill, the challenge - to make a burger.

rule #4: by the same reasoning as rule #3, never buy a real man a step ladder. it must be an extension ladder.

rule #5: do not buy men socks, ties or bathrobes.

rule #6: do not buy a man fancy liqueurs. they will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. real men drink whiskey or beer.

rule #7: tickets to a sports game or an action movie are smart gifts. but he will not appreciate tickets to a retrospective of 19th century quilts.


calvin [ 11:33 AM ]